diff --git a/libc/bionic/vdso.cpp b/libc/bionic/vdso.cpp
index a240663..d4aea98 100644
--- a/libc/bionic/vdso.cpp
+++ b/libc/bionic/vdso.cpp
@@ -30,8 +30,14 @@
 #define VDSO_GETTIMEOFDAY_SYMBOL  "__vdso_gettimeofday"
 #endif
 
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <limits.h>
+#include <sys/mman.h>
 #include <time.h>
 
+#include "private/bionic_prctl.h"
+#include "private/libc_logging.h"
+
 extern "C" int __clock_gettime(int, timespec*);
 extern "C" int __gettimeofday(timeval*, struct timezone*);
 
@@ -46,28 +52,33 @@
   VDSO_END
 };
 
-static vdso_entry vdso_entries[] = {
+static const vdso_entry vdso_entries_template[] = {
   [VDSO_CLOCK_GETTIME] = { VDSO_CLOCK_GETTIME_SYMBOL, reinterpret_cast<void*>(__clock_gettime) },
   [VDSO_GETTIMEOFDAY] = { VDSO_GETTIMEOFDAY_SYMBOL, reinterpret_cast<void*>(__gettimeofday) },
 };
 
+static vdso_entry* vdso_entries;
+
 int clock_gettime(int clock_id, timespec* tp) {
-  static int (*vdso_clock_gettime)(int, timespec*) =
+  int (*vdso_clock_gettime)(int, timespec*) =
       reinterpret_cast<int (*)(int, timespec*)>(vdso_entries[VDSO_CLOCK_GETTIME].fn);
   return vdso_clock_gettime(clock_id, tp);
 }
 
 int gettimeofday(timeval* tv, struct timezone* tz) {
-  static int (*vdso_gettimeofday)(timeval*, struct timezone*) =
+  int (*vdso_gettimeofday)(timeval*, struct timezone*) =
       reinterpret_cast<int (*)(timeval*, struct timezone*)>(vdso_entries[VDSO_GETTIMEOFDAY].fn);
   return vdso_gettimeofday(tv, tz);
 }
 
-void __libc_init_vdso() {
+static void __libc_init_vdso_entries() {
+  // Set up the defaults in case we don't have a vdso or can't find everything we're looking for.
+  memcpy(vdso_entries, vdso_entries_template, sizeof(vdso_entries_template));
+
   // Do we have a vdso?
   uintptr_t vdso_ehdr_addr = getauxval(AT_SYSINFO_EHDR);
   ElfW(Ehdr)* vdso_ehdr = reinterpret_cast<ElfW(Ehdr)*>(vdso_ehdr_addr);
-  if (vdso_ehdr == NULL) {
+  if (vdso_ehdr == nullptr) {
     return;
   }
 
@@ -85,7 +96,7 @@
 
   // Where's the dynamic table?
   ElfW(Addr) vdso_addr = 0;
-  ElfW(Dyn)* vdso_dyn = NULL;
+  ElfW(Dyn)* vdso_dyn = nullptr;
   ElfW(Phdr)* vdso_phdr = reinterpret_cast<ElfW(Phdr)*>(vdso_ehdr_addr + vdso_ehdr->e_phoff);
   for (size_t i = 0; i < vdso_ehdr->e_phnum; ++i) {
     if (vdso_phdr[i].p_type == PT_DYNAMIC) {
@@ -94,13 +105,13 @@
       vdso_addr = vdso_ehdr_addr + vdso_phdr[i].p_offset - vdso_phdr[i].p_vaddr;
     }
   }
-  if (vdso_addr == 0 || vdso_dyn == NULL) {
+  if (vdso_addr == 0 || vdso_dyn == nullptr) {
     return;
   }
 
   // Where are the string and symbol tables?
-  const char* strtab = NULL;
-  ElfW(Sym)* symtab = NULL;
+  const char* strtab = nullptr;
+  ElfW(Sym)* symtab = nullptr;
   for (ElfW(Dyn)* d = vdso_dyn; d->d_tag != DT_NULL; ++d) {
     if (d->d_tag == DT_STRTAB) {
       strtab = reinterpret_cast<const char*>(vdso_addr + d->d_un.d_ptr);
@@ -108,7 +119,7 @@
       symtab = reinterpret_cast<ElfW(Sym)*>(vdso_addr + d->d_un.d_ptr);
     }
   }
-  if (strtab == NULL || symtab == NULL) {
+  if (strtab == nullptr || symtab == nullptr) {
     return;
   }
 
@@ -122,6 +133,20 @@
   }
 }
 
+void __libc_init_vdso() {
+  static_assert(PAGE_SIZE >= sizeof(vdso_entries_template), "vdso_entries_template too large");
+  vdso_entries = reinterpret_cast<vdso_entry*>(mmap(nullptr, sizeof(vdso_entries_template), PROT_READ|PROT_WRITE,
+                                                    MAP_ANONYMOUS|MAP_PRIVATE, -1, 0));
+  if (vdso_entries == MAP_FAILED) {
+    __libc_fatal("failed to allocate vdso function pointer table: %s", strerror(errno));
+  }
+  __libc_init_vdso_entries();
+  if (mprotect(vdso_entries, sizeof(vdso_entries_template), PROT_READ) == -1) {
+    __libc_fatal("failed to mprotect PROT_READ vdso function pointer table: %s", strerror(errno));
+  }
+  prctl(PR_SET_VMA, PR_SET_VMA_ANON_NAME, vdso_entries, sizeof(vdso_entries_template), "vdso function pointer table");
+}
+
 #else
 
 void __libc_init_vdso() {